Book Of Genesis Jokes

And he said i heard thy voice in the garden and i was afraid because i was naked.

Book of genesis jokes. Back to jokes index newly discovered chapter in the book of genesis. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me and god said no problem. Were debating whose profession is the oldest.

A number of new inscribed tablets were found in iraq following the invasion and recently some of these have been translated and found to be missing sections from the creation story in the book of genesis. Behold i stand at the door and knock. A doctor an engineer and a lawyer.

So obviously god was a surgeon. The engineer said yes but long before that he created the world out of chaos. Below his message was the notation genesis 3 10.

One of the first jokes god pulled was in the book of genesis. The engineer said yes but long before that he created the world out of chaos. When visiting abraham and sarah god said to the elderly couple well passed child bearing years i will bless sarah and.

Joke the lost chapter of genesis. Adam said lord when i was in the garden you walked with me every day. A doctor an engineer and a lawyer.

So god was an engineer. Were debating whose profession is the oldest. So god was an engineer.