Book Of Chuck Norris Jokes

Few people know that chuck norris has a diary it s called the guinness book of world records.

Book of chuck norris jokes. Strongman and cultural icon chuck norris stars in a fantastic number of one line jokes on the internet satirical comments on his portrayal of the ideal martial arts master who never loses a fight or drops a punch. 1 16 of 175 results for chuck norris joke book the truth about chuck norris. The hilarious jokes disguised as chuck norris facts were mostly enjoyable but his conservative musings and religious speeches can get a bit on nerves but helped finish the book faster.

400 facts about the world s greatest human. We have chuck norris jokes for you that will make it hard for you to control your laughter. Chuck norris once urinated in a semi truck s gas tank as a joke.

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99 chuck norris approved jokes. Chuck norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly. 4 4 out of 5 stars 348.

Chuck norris has punched people so hard that their blood started bleeding. Said to have begun in 2005 on the somethingawful forums and inspired by late night television host conan o brien s run of walker texas ranger jokes chuck norris jokes are best. Useful as a guide on how typical americans think and where the super inflated egos come from at least in his case some of it is justified as a world.

Most of them make fun of norris supernatural strength which is not far from the truth since the american actor is first of all a martial arts expert with 7 consecutive titles of world karate champion. Chuck norris jokes 16 20. Chuck norris doesn t read books.