Book Of Bad Jokes

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Book of bad jokes. There s only one thing better than a good joke a joke so bad that it s good. Bad dad jokes book description. A book of bad jokes pitiful puns woeful wordplay and ridiculous riddles.

Cough cough a fantastic novelty gift for fathers day birthdays christmas clean family friendly jokes the first page has space for you to write a special message an ideal alternative to a card please note this book is not a joke book about dads. Some jokes you ll know by heart but there are some gems that i ve never come across before. Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans.

What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet. But sometimes a joke is so jaw droppingly ridiculous that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a higher plane of funny you don t want to laugh every self respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse but you can t help yourself. 9781533098092 from amazon s book store.

Originally the song had been credited to madonna. A fantastic collection of brilliantly awful jokes. Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are.

Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless relentless volume a book of bad jokes pitiful puns woeful wordplay and ridiculous riddles is intended to be a text that every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Hopefully they ll bring a smile to your face a grin to your mouth and maybe make your fingers scratch your head every now and then read more. Why don t oysters donate to charity.

From wince inducing puns to ghastly double entrendres here are 115 of the very worst best. This first book contains five thousand jokes from a variety of sources from both famous and ordinary people. But somehow these gaffs manage to still be funny no matter how many times we hear them.